I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
(Source: guardian-of-the-arc, via captain-of-the-friend-ship)
whose bright idea was it to end the 60s
sorry
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my life could easily be summed up to pouring a bowl of cereal and realizing that theres no milk
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hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
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What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
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When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter”
Do you not understand?
There is no “next Harry Potter”
YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED
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You know out of context this looks really horrifying and strange.
(Source: createthefuckingchaos, via superwholockandcats)
- Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
- People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
- I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
- People don’t ask me for requests.
- I don’t have a lot to offer.
- most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
- i LOVE every little follower of mine
(Source: spongebobbryar, via holydrews)
DO YOU EVER LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWERS AND REALIZE OUT OF THE MILLIONS OF BLOGS THAT ARE ON HERE THEY DECIDED TO FOLLOW YOU LIKE HOW DID YOU FIND ME THANK YOU YOU ARE ALL GREAT I’D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY
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you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
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